IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT
Listen to him puuuurrrr!
*SCREECH* CUTE CUTE CUTE OH OGOD
I AKJNELKJAN ECUTE I LOVE IT
NO HE DOES NOT WANT ANY DAMN MASHED POTATOES HE WANTS LOVE.
That bobcat was purring so hard my own cat came over to investigate.
He did not care about decency or his hair getting in her food or anything. He just wanted love.
My (Jamaican) coworker held me up at work when I was supposed to be clocking out to complain very loudly about her many problems. Mainly, being held up by colleagues when it’s time for her to go home.
Finally, I excused myself, clocked out, and burst into my mom’s office where I let out what I’d been thinking the entire time: “WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS.”
Seriously, if you’re irate over being seven motherfucking minutes overtime when you have no fucking problem tying someone else up for the same seven extra minutes, I cannot sympathize. Mostly because it’s not a god damn big deal. Especially considering the incident she was referring to happened when security was short and had to tie someone down rather than relive her on time. OH WOW JESUS CHRIST NO.
I know its a little early but
Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom
my art snapchats are hilarious
pardon my french but bonjour
rich people don’t get to be sad
Uuum yeah. Having wealth does not exclude one from sadness.
Go buy a thousand puppies
my sister wrote a paragraph about naruto back when she was in second grade and the teacher called my mom up to the school because my little sister misspelled a word and i memorized the entire thing when she brought it home
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
He knows when you’ve been eating right, so hit your macros for goodness sake.
oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up
im fucking crYIN G omfg
This is my favorite SNL skit of all time. I’m so glad it’s a gifset now.